Sunday, February 04, 2007

Olympian...

Here are a few pictures of the skating rink at Olympic Park. Makes me wanna play hockey.

Here's the entrance to the rink.

I thought the Vancouver games would have totem poles... Not the Korean games...

What a ya think that sign says? Looks important...

Here's one of the smart kids on the subway on our way back to school from skating. The girl on the right looks quite amused...

It really is too bad that the skates were really dull ultra uncomfortable. I'd probably go skating again if that wasn't the case. With sharp skates, I could've sprayed the kids with snow really good...

Thursday, February 01, 2007

The woman and the tiger and the potion...

Here's a story from the grade four text. I'm supposed to do a role-play with the kids but I don't know if I'll be able to do it without laughing my ass off when the kids pretend to shit themselves.

Below is the role-play straight from the teacher's guide... (I'm the NT).

□ Listen to a story
▷ NT: Now open your book to page 87. Look at the pictures. And listen to the story.


(In the depths of a mountain, a woman is walking with a round basket. She is facing a tiger.)

Woman : (Trembling with fear) Help me! who are you? What do you want?

Tiger : I want a cake.

Woman : OK, OK. This is for you.
(The tiger disappears. The woman begins walking again. At this time a bear appears before her.)

Woman : (Trembling) What do you want?

Bear : I want an apple.

Woman : (With her hands trembling) OK, OK. This is for you.
(The woman begins walking again. At this time a wolf appears before her.)


Woman : (Trembling) What do you want?

Wolf : (Making a horrible smile) I want a candy.

(The woman puts her hand into the basket and covers a candy with a diarrhea potion.)

Woman : (With Her hands trembling) OK, OK. This is for you.
(The woman gets home safely, and the wolf runs here and there because of stomach trouble.)


Man, I gotta get myself some "diarrhea potion." It will probably come in handy sometime.

Let's go...

I'm still kinda traumatized from English camp and I'm not yet ready to write anything about it. But as time passes I'm forgetting how hard it was and I'll soon only remember the fun things. That's when I'll talk about camp.

I've booked a few plane tickets and I'll be meeting up with a hometown friend and taking a vacation. Gonna meet her in Hong Kong (well, actually Macau) and then we head to Singapore, Thailand, and Malaysia. I don't know if that's the right order but that ain't important.

I'll be gone for 13 days and I plan to party for 13 days. I'll get back to Korea on the 27th with a day or two to rest and then back to school.

When I return to school I'll find out who I'll be working with for the rest of the year. The students go on to the next grade at the beginning of March and most teachers will be assigned to new grades and subjects. Many of the subject teachers wanna be homeroom teachers and the same goes for the Korean teachers who I teach English with.

I was talking to the cool old lady I teach with and she says she feels that the principal treats the subject teachers different than the homeroom teachers and she doesn't like it. She wants more respect and the way to get it is to move the homeroom. It's too bad because her English is pretty good and I enjoy working with her a lot, maybe the most. She has a good sense of humor for an "old" lady.

It will be interesting to see what unfolds because the principal has the final say and I have a feeling that he's gonna make Dong-sik and Ju Yeon (the young teachers I work with) keep teaching English. I'll be glad personally but I know they want to take the dive into being a "real" teacher instead of a subject teacher. They know their workload will increase a lot in the homeroom but at least they'll get to know their students and feel more rewarded for their hard work.

Being a subject teacher in such a big school definitely has it's draw backs. One of the best things about English camp was getting to know the students and in return, they got to know me. That's one thing that is missing from my job because I see each kid for 40 minutes a week and then they're gone. There's no time to form a relationship with the kids and unfortunately, it's a lot easier to teach children you actually know something about, even if you can't speak their language.

Yesterday we finished the English camp at my school and at least now I know a few kids who will be in my classes. The second last day we went to Olympic Park ice skating and the kids were so excited to go skating with me. It's time like that when the language barrier kind of disappears and more importantly, the children take many more risks with their English because the Korean English teachers aren't around. As cheesy as it sounds, it was good to "bond" with the kids on the ice rink and have fun with them.

What was even more fun was skating circle around them.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Camp...

I added some pictures from camp on the right. I have to warn you, the Korean kids are way cuter than white kids so don't disown your boring children after you look at the gallery.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Fan death...

Koreans believe that a person may die if they are in a room with an electric fan running and all of the windows and doors are closed.

They call it "fan death."

One of my fellow English teachers (an American, not a Korean) told me about this and I didn't really believe him so today I asked one of my Korean co-teachers. Once she understood what I was talking about she told me "It is real" and dismissed everything I said so I stopped arguing about it.

This is by far the strangest thing I have learned about Korean culture so far.

Fan death.
Beware.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Curious George...

I always liked Curious George so when I saw one of those books at camp I snatched it to read to my kids as a bedtime story. Look at this.




Awesome.

I wonder if there's a Curious George story where he stumbles upon a bottle of soju. That would be interesting.

Recovering...

I just got back from a 15 day English camp. It was an hour outside of Seoul in the middle of nowhere. We couldn't even find a bar the one time we looked.

Anyway, I spent the last two weeks teaching everyday and I'm totally exhausted. About two days ago I started getting sick. This "sickness" was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I didn't have a cold, cough, sore throat, the shits... none of that stuff.

I had a mild headache and bad stomach along with the rest of my body aching. It felt like I spent a week getting punched all over my body. I think it was probably exhaustion. I spent nearly 20 hours sleeping yesterday and I still feel tired today.

I'll give the camp details when I get some energy but right now I'm gonna go sleep... again...