I can’t stop reading the SMPA webpage. Another great post yesterday.
Any guesses on the cops response?
This next one isn’t that great but I enjoy the response from the police so here it is (and, well, I’m bored at work so this gives me something to do, and look busy while I’m typing in MS Word…).
Recently I was walking around
so they are not affected by the celebration.
“Normal people.” I really enjoy how they imply that this guy isn’t actually “normal,” but all of the actual “normal” people “know what is good or bad.”
Really??? Like leaving the bar (with your wife) but insisting that you drive because you are the man, BUT you are totally shit-faced.
Or pushing and shoving your way onto the subway, bus, elevator, set of stairs, or just about anywhere else.
How about this one? Making your ten year old kid go to school all day, then go to the private institute for another one to five hours to study English, Math, Science, etc. Then this child continues the routine through junior high and high school, has no social life (or social skills), writes the big exam they write in high school that practically determines your fate, does pretty average on this exam, can’t get into the program his parents wanted him to get into (I mean, um, the program he wanted to get into), sees no hope in his future because he will never get a job with a “company,” so he jumps off a building.
And one more. Your dad works hard and goes to work every morning at 7:00 AM. He comes home every night at around midnight, give or take, completely smashed. Your mom puts up with this for some reason, and you don’t even know there is something wrong because this is just how it is. Your dad has to live like this because it’s how business is done in your country.
Don’t take this the wrong way. Thing is, I’m not even tryna bitch about